The ads are (sometimes) really funny. These were listed in the ‘For Sale’ section.
Where do you want to go? Who do you want to be? This door could be the first step in making your dreams come true. Imagine walking through this 28 3/4″ x 78″ door as you begin your new life, as the person you’ve always wanted to be…(actual ad.)
Then this one.. This couch, wonder if there’s any claw marks on it? (I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth..) Oh, nevermind they have towels on the couch to protect the leather. I’ll take it!!